rookchessmon:

intensional:

one time when i was like 7 i refused to take a shower so my dad took my cereal and dumped it on my head so that i needed a shower

that’s some good parenting right there

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capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

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fineapplepizza:

boys seem better in theory

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firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

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exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

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naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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conxerse:

all i have is low self esteem and good taste in music

literally me

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lethalic:

do I know you? cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend. 

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fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

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